Give Thanks for What?

At tables all across the United States, families will be gathering to share a meal heavy on starch, alcohol, and awkward conversation. Inevitably, someone will look around the table and suggest that everyone go around and offer one thing that they’re thankful for, which will cause a chain reaction of people reaching for the wine …

Get Your Cynical Fix On at Facebook

The world of social media is ever-changing and constantly unnerving. While I am an inveterate Twitter user/addict, I understand that much of my audience may prefer Facebook, which is why you can now get your daily fix of the Angry Staff Officer on Facebook: Here. In addition to my shoddy writing, I also showcase the …

Lessons for the Awkward Kid

Hey you. Yeah, you, over there in the corner of the internet, looking behind you to see who I'm talking to. I'm talking to you, lonely awkward kid who always feels out-of-place and unable to "fit in." I'm here to tell you it's going to be okay. There is indeed life out there for all …