Mandatory Briefings: the Imperial Edition

This is an excerpt from First Order Center for Lessons Learned Publication,¬†Light Infantry Operations in Forested Terrain and Treatment of Indigenous Peoples. Scene: Imperial stormtroopers are seated in rows of benches as a hologram of the Forest Moon of Endor looms over them. Their company commander steps forward to begin the briefing. Captain:¬†"Listen up, troopers, …